Funny side of Mahatma Gandhi

When Mahatma Gandhi   was studying law at the University College, London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely.

One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room when Gandhi  came along with his tray & sat next to the professor.

The professor said, 

"Mr Gandhi  , you do not understand, *a pig & a bird do not sit together to eat.*"

Gandhiji looked at him as a parent would a rude child & calmly replied, 

LOW BATTERY-Nobel prize

A married man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as 
*"LOW BATTERY"*  

with no ringtone.

Whenever she calls him in his absence, 
his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger..

The guy was nominated for Nobel prize for *"Innovation and Peace"*
😂

Wife casually calls husband at office one afternoon

💃Wife : _Hi, hw r u...?_

😎Husband: I m fine...!

💃Wife : _wat did u hav for lunch today?_
😎Husband : Dont you hav anything else to ask?? You hav only silly questions like wat did You eat ... wat dress u r wearing... whom did u meet.... wat song did u listen etc etc...!!

Are we ready for Future ?

In 1998, Kodak had 170,000 employees and sold 85% of all photo paper worldwide.  Within just a few years, their business model disappeared and they went bankrupt.

Interestingly the inventor of digital photography in 1975  Steven Sasson worked for Kodak but Kodak ignored the new technology and in the process ignored their future!!

What happened to Kodak will happen in a lot of industries in the next 10 years - and most people don't see it coming.

Did you think in 1998 that 3 years later you would never take pictures on paper film again? Yet digital cameras were invented in 1975. The first ones only had 10,000 pixels, but followed Moore's law. So as with all exponential technologies, it was a disappointment for a long time, before it became way superior and got mainstream in only a few short years.

Penis Insurance ?

    An oversmart guy was trying to pull the leg of insurance agent , and asks him : “Do you do Penis Insurance ?”

Agent : “Yes , sir , we do Penis Insurance” .

Man : “You replace with a new one ?”

Agent : “No , sir . Once it stops to work , we ensure free service to your partner for the rest of your Life”😄😂😜

How Mohanlal and Rekha are related to each other ?

Malayalam actor Mohanlal's father-in -law is Veteran tamil actor- producer Balaji. 
Balaji's sister is Vijaya Parathasarathy.
Vijaya is the mother of tamil actor Y G Mahendran.
Mahendran's wife's sister is Latha Rajinikanth.
Latha Rajinikanth's daughter is Aiswarya whose husband is Danush.
Latha Rajinikanth's brother is tamil actor Ravi Raghavendran.
R Raghavendran's son is current music sensation Anirudh.
Y G Mahendran daughter is Madumati married to Arun.
Arun is son of Vijaya Chamundeswari.
V Chamundeswari's father is famous actor Gemini Ganesan and Mother is Savitri.

Life is Really difficult !

40+ is really very difficult...
I get tired.
Lost energy.
20+, even 30+ was good.
But now everything looks so impossible...
All of us must be facing the same issues...
Don't misunderstand me.